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"What’s a vampire’s favorite animal? A giraffe!"
21 days ago
"Why do vampires do well at school? Because everytime they are asked a question they come up with a biting reply!"
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"What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve ? "Auld Fang Syne" !"
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"What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day ? A coffin break !"
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"How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner!"
21 days ago
"Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash!"
21 days ago
"What is the largest building in Transylvania? The Vampire State Building."
21 days ago
"Why do vampires like school dinners? Because they know they won’t get stake!"
21 days ago
"If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do? Join his fang club!"
21 days ago
"How do you join the Dracula fan club ? Send your name, address and blood group !"
21 days ago
"If a snowman marries a vampire, what will they name their first child? Frostbite"
21 days ago
"If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do ? Join his fang club !"
21 days ago
"What do vampire footballers have at half times? Blood oranges!"
21 days ago
"What did the kid vampire say to his mommy at bedtime? "Mommy, turn off the switch. I'm afraid of the light!""
22 days ago
"Why are vampires crazy? Because they are often bats!"
22 days ago
"What does the postman deliver to vampires? Fang mail!"
22 days ago
"What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!"
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"What's a vampire's favourite dance ? The vaults !"
22 days ago
"What did the vampire say to the wolf man? You look like your going to the dogs!"
22 days ago
"What is red, sweet and bites people ? A jampire !"
22 days ago
VOTED! 10 out of 10 for sure! <3
Excellent! :)=
Stunning photo Very good look, I have given you a 10
WOW…you look awsome
WOW..you look awsome
Giving you another stunning for you very stunning picture. Good luck and thank you
Rune x
Congratulations on being face of week xxxxx
Wow, you look hot!!
Wow you look hot!
Another vote of 10 for you x
Another 10 for you